Well bugger me sideways, I’ll tell you what if you want to see a pair of natural cans that will make your eyes as wide as saucers then you’ve got to see page 35. Now I’m quite good at identifying the girls and telling you what they had for breakfast but this girl I no nothing and don’t remember seeing her anywhere else but her tits! Wow. This girl doesn’t wear a bra she has a sheepdog that rounds them up. The opening pic is an under boob shot and the blurb says they’re 36DD. No man, NO.
The buggers are awesome. See the thing is she’s 36DD but she’s no back. It alright being 36DD if you look like a Russian shot-putter. This girl is 36DD and its all DD. They tell me she’s 21 and called Suzanne.
At the other end of the spectrum, ‘tog’ Eric Wilkins has shot Brenda who’s a nifty fifty and definitely worth one; well worth many to be honest. Oh and by the way Eric the tax on your car as seen in the pic has expired. And for those of you trying to guess what car it is I can tell you its an XJS made by British Leyland which is why the AA Home Start sticker is stuck to the front screen.
Ah the wonders of Google. Inside this months issue of Men Only which for the historians among you who read this stuff is from February 1986 on page 9 a reader has sent in a few snaps of a girl wandering the streets in her undies.
The problem with the pix is that the sender did not identify the town so the editor offered a free 12 month subscription to MO if anyone could tell him where the pix where taken. I’ve cracked it! The pictures where taken in Glasgow. I know that because in the background there is a road sign that says Queen St Station and George Sq which when Googled reveal the place to be the City of Glasgow.
Of course if my brain would have been bigger than the size of a pea then I could have won the competition without Googling the answer because behind the road sign is a fucking great big bus with The Glasgow Herald slapped right down its side. DOH! What a dickhead.
So in explaining all that I’ve run out of space to tell you which girls are in the magazine this month which makes you wonder why I bother writing all this drivel. Kay Griffiths cover, inside and centrefold.
Now don’t get me wrong, I like Linda Windebank the cover girl as much as the next man but this picture just isn’t doing it for me. To be honest it looks like she’s got ‘meat & 2 veg’ in her bikini bottoms.
The Home Town for the issue is Bristol and the Gotcha is a Crakka because its Denise Marsh. Denise is in a fur coat WITH knickers which spoils my pun, but at least they black lace with black stockings and sussies. Denise Marsh is fit. (Christ Al, grow up)
The blurb for Babs begins with them telling you that Babs is not really called that at all. Her name is Linzi and they’re right because its Linzi Mansell and she’s so big, bubbly and buxom that they’ve had to fit her onto this months centre pages.
As you read the countless piles of shite (sorry descriptions) through most of the magazines but especially Men Only and the American edition of Club you’ll see several photographer credits for Joanie Allum. Well here she is on the cover of this months Men Only published in May 1986. Joanie began as a model, with hubby John doing the snapping and then she moved behind the lens with her debut shot being for MO.
Alas Joanie doesn’t grace the insides but to make up for it the editor has provided you with the only product in the world that soothes your eyes better than Optrex; Gaynor Bell’s arse! Well in fairness its not just her arse its her arse attached to the rest of her shaggable body. My spell checker says shagable is 1 g? Actually looking at it, it probably is. Heather Chittenden, who by the way was another girl to take her clothes off for Men Only, goes to Lewes which sounds like its in France but actually is somewhere in England. Reading the blurb its in the Isle of Wight.
The summer and what better way to enjoy it than going down (or up dependant on where you live in the UK) to Milton Keynes. I appreciate that MK is not your ideal holiday destination but it turns out that Ann Marie Eggleston lives there because she’s the girl in the ’My Home Town’ set for this months issue. Not only does Ann Marie live there but judging by the photos she walks about in only a blouse with see through knicks on - I wonder if she’s got any friends.
The sultry blonde on page 44 is Julie Wilson shot lying nude on a load of straw bales. Now I don’t know about you but straw and sand are two things that you never want to play with because you’re forever finding bits of the stuff weeks later. Kay Griffiths invites you to inspect her bits again and this time she’s covered herself in bubbles so that should get you into a lather.
I dream that when I come back in my 2nd life I’ll be the saddle on the cover of this months issue. However knowing my luck I’ll probably come back as a pube stuck to a toilet bowl getting pissed on all day. And with that thought now firmly etched in your head, let’s move on.
Sometimes you just take one look and know its right and that’s the case with the Gotcha this month. The girls got a face and body to die for and the way her panties encase her pussy is beyond words. If you’ve got a copy of this mag then just take a look.
If you recall back in MO Issue 7 from last year the cover shot was of Jo Phillips, well Jo makes a welcome return and graces the pages once again.
Ahh, 1986 must be National Extract Money Year, as Paul Raymond prints 14 issues over the 12 months. When I read that it sounds like a bad thing, I mean issue 14, will they be scratching about trying to find some tasty pix or will it be cobbled together full of old tarts? WILL IT BUGGERY!
As soon as you flick to the contents page there’s a thumbnail shot of Carol Heaps
legs apart and white panties stretched across her pussy mound. Then turning to page 19 Carol is the girl for the My Home Town series which is Scousepool.
As you dig deeper you come across (I wish) Julie Wilson
, she’s got some body on her has this lass. Dressed in gold with black fishnets.
I was just changing tack and starting to flick from the back of the mag but as soon as I began I come to a dead stop on the inside back page. Its a Joanie Allum shot of a girl just coming back from a party. The girl is obviously the worse for wear and her dress is half way down her legs, but the shape captured of the bum and legs is as horny as hell.