So off we go bursting into 1991 with a Misty Mckain cover and inside another 99 pages of saucy frollicking with the sexiest birds in the glamour modelling business.
Really what I should do is go through how the girls appear in page order but Jesus give us a chance. Gaynor Bell is on page 55 and the first shot she's bent right over grabbing her ankles with a pair of bright yellow panties splitting her arse cheeks apart. I'll be making a mental note to come back to this picture when the office closes tonight as I've got some unfinished business in my pants. Kirsten Imrie in black stockings and suspenders with a furburger that goes right into her bum. No shaving there then.
If you want a right set of kissable lips then Jane Botham provides those. She’s got a massive pout going on and looks as sexy as ever in black lingerie.
Joanie Allum carries on from where she left off last year and takes the first centrefold of 91 with a set of Lisa Remzi in a black basque and see through black lace knickers. Chrissie Lyons makes a welcome return as her sets are few and far between. Always welcomed by her large fan base so dip your bread in.
You’ve also got Janine Ashton, Nicole Simmonds and the featured motor is the awesome Triumph Stag.
You need to look closely at the cover of this February issue. Just look at how those bikini bottoms stretch perfect around the pussy of cover girl Nicole Hartley. My only complaint is that inside the mag the set of Nicole is published but the bikini is basically discarded to get down to the nude shots. Clare Robertson gets the Joanie Allum treatment with lots of colour, satin and skimpy knicks.
Joanie also does it with Elaine Delaney whose facial expressions tell you what’s going to happen when the bedroom door slams shut. Misty Mckain starts the mag off (another set by Joanie) and rather than describe what’s she’s wearing I’ll just direct you to the January issue of Men Only from this year because that’s Misty on the cover.
As I begin my trawl through this March issue of MO my eyes happened to fall on the classified section where under telephone entertainment is the following small ad: Housewife offers free bed and breakfast to well hung man. Not weekends. Unfortunately she’s no good to me as I can only do Sundays.
I’ll tell you what Lisa Remzi has got a right pair of thighs on her. In this set she’s wearing black stockings with elasticated tops and her thighs are ouzing just slightly over the material. Horny. Sharon Hawthorne in tartan bra and knickers with black patent heels beckons with a half shaved pussy.
Now here’s a change. Photographer Geoff Howes has photographed Emma Nixon and she’s in a lilac night slip with matching thong and stockings. There is life apart from black and white.
All the girls who appear in Men Only are sexy things to that there is no doubt but some girls are just bloody gorgeous and one of those is Simone Hancock. God there’s not one thing about her body that you could complain about; well apart from the fact that I’m not lying on top of it.
My final girl for a mention is Vida. Now I’ve kissed Vida Garmen. Alright it wasn’t a full on snogging session with tongues, I was doing an exhibition at Olympia in London and she was there so I just went over and slung my arms round her. To be honest I was so quick that she didn’t have time to react, well apart from the shocked surprise on her face!
Its the month of May and Men Only kicks it off with a Clare Summers cover and 99 further pages of frisky fillies. When you look at the quality of not just the Men Only title but right across the stable of PRP publications you can see why Paul Raymond became one of the richest men in the UK. Laura McKewan opens the batting on page 13 in a set photographed by Ralph Medland. Laura is a very popular girl I just wish I could remember the correct way to spell her last name!
Next up comes Kath Shannon whose big claim to fame was being the girl from the Lovers Guide video series that put hardcore porn in front of the Woolworth shoppers for the first time in the UK.
Vida in pink lingerie and I’ve just noticed that she has a fair pair on her. I’d never noticed before but Vida Garmen’s tits are quite big really.
You’ve got Wendy Gill in a lilac camisole, matching french knickers and black stockings and sussies and the centrefold is Sharon Tansley better known as Susie Sleeze. The pix shot by Joanie cover 10 pages and even that’s not enough for me of this blonde stunner. Louise Hodges is worth a mention. She did hardcore you know.
John Graham wraps the mag up with a set of the 54” chestals of Topsy Curvey and all that in 1991 would have cost you £1.75 and led you to be having a few gay days in May. Fank U!
Men Only volume 56 number 12 published by Paul Raymond for December 1991. The cover girl is Keera Ashton shot by Joanie Allum and appears inside over 10 pages including the centre spread. This is Men Only at the absolute top of its game edited by Nevile Player with photo sets by Joanie, Ralph Medland, Steve Colby, Jack Harrison and John Graham. Tied in with the photo sets the main formats are all well entrenched such as Brrm, Brrm , The Gotcha!, Yours Sinfully and the My Confession. This format worked well on both sides of the Atlantic with the American version of Club following a similar format - why change something that works? The tits are supplied by Maureen better known by her American dancing name of Platinum Peaks shot by John Graham, in a red jacket and blue one piece swimming costume with a zip front. It would be fair to say that nobody has ever shot big breasted ladies better than John Graham and if you like Score magazine then he's the guy who provided most of the sets for that magazine. Joanie Allum shot Keera Ashton as described and also the set of Brigette Barclay who is now famous as a UFO hunter.