Mayfair Vol 29 Issue 5 - May 1994
I’ll stick my neck out here. See the cover girl; its Jenna Jameson. Now I know she’s a porn star and she’s a world famous porn star but for the life of me I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Okay so she’s blonde, but to me Jenna needs a decent meal because she’s as thin as a rake and her body has no structure to it.
Now. To prove the point turn to page 54 and look at Carrie Lorimer. Carrie’s got tits you’d call big, she’s got a pair of meaty thighs and I’m telling you that when the bedroom door slams shut, Carrie will be a miles better shag than Jenna.
In each issue of Mayfair there’s a gazillion birds and I can’t mention them all but I’ll finish with Lana Cox. Now write in and tell me what’s wrong with her. Answers on a postage stamp please!
Mayfair Vol 29 Issue 8 - August 1994
August 1994 and judging by the front cover Mayfair is in the pink. I know I certainly am because those of you who read these scriptures will know that I’m already drooling over Maria Sheriff who’s on the cover with Lana Cox. All I’m hoping now is that she’s inside this month and Mr Bleach the editor is not going to make me wait for the next issue.
OH NO! I mean yes, christ she’s inside and on the first picture on page 37 Maria is looking right at the camera wearing some powder blue sleeping lingerie pushing her boobs against her chest with her forearms. I don’t like skinny birds but I don’t know what it is but Miss Sheriff hits all the buttons. Sharlene Woodsford is the centrefold so that would have been another good reason to part with £2.25 back in 94. Sharlene is another model who sells magazines and its hardly surprising that you find her so popular because she looks sultry and that beauty spot is an absolute cracker.
If you ever come across (easy tiger) a copy of this mag have a look at page 62 where the girl called Gail Tiptree strips. Now she’s a right darling and although the bra that she’s wearing does little to enhance her looks, get a load of her panties.
Mayfair Vol 29 Issue 9 - September 1994
The cover girl this month is Mandy Bradley but I’ll come back to her in a moment. First off I need to report that Nicole Simmonds and Shanine Linton appear in a two girl set and you won’t believe how sexy the lingerie is that Nicole is wearing. Its like a black see through body with lace on the bra cups but the cups are structured so that they present her boobs like two perfectly shaped orbs.
Oakie coakie back to our cover girl Mandy who’s another model hailing from Bonny Scotland and Mr Mayfair is so impressed with how she looks in a white high cut body with lace trim and white hold ups that he has given her the centre pages as well.
For those of you that read Score magazine then you’ll be please to see Sarah Lee who appears this month in the ’Girl Next Door’ section. Sarah’s got 40 odd inches of naturally hanging pleasure up top and a neatly trimmed bush below.
Back in the June issue of Mayfair from this year Sharon Mackintosh took the cover shot and here she is again on page 62 shot by Mrs Allum. Shaz is wearing black seamed stockings in black heels with black suspenders. Form an orderly queue!
Mayfair Vol 29 Issue 11 - November 1994
Back on the cover of the April edition of Men Only from 1993 you will see Shanine Linton with a pair of suede purple riding chaps adorning her body. The reason I tell you this is that inside this month the first girl out of the hat is Caroline Borrett and Joanie ‘the tog’ Allum has used them again to frame Carolines pussy.
Blimey its Diana Van Laar! Photographed by Viv Thomas, Diana last appeared in Mayfair a little short of 12 months ago when she took the cover shot dressed in black. Today she’s dressed completely in a virginal white lace and fishnet body. PornstarAnita Blonde makes her debut appearance in Mayfair and Nella Meredith and Sammy Walker star in a 2 girl les set dressed in victorian underclothes. Heathcliff bring the strirrups!
Mayfair Vol 29 Issue 13 - Special 1994
With one hand we wave goodbye to 1994 and with the other I flick one out Diane Foss. Diane makes her debut appearance in Mayfair photographed by John Graham, which is a change for John because he generally does the big titted girls. I’m not complaining mind, as he’s captured Di great in a little white get up with lacy briefs.
Here you are; look. Hayley Marie’s back and this time they’ve spelt it Haley. Jesus, give us a chance will you. We last saw Hayley in April of this year and this time the curly haired beauty tells us that she’s looking for a new boyfriend. I wonder if she’s found one yet, I mean as I write this she’ll have been looking for 23 years.