Men Only magazine a muff munching, bra busting, panty perving, bum lusting, leg loving pile of monthly muckiness. There, I've got that out of my system. Now I can begin.
Right Kirsty Keating my phone number is 07989 872018 give us a call. The year is 1993 and Kirsty was 19. I'm writing this bio in 2017 so that's 24 years on making Kirsty about 43. If you're not sure what all this fuss is about take a look at the cover of Mayfair Vol 28 No 9 and you tell me how fit Kirsty is.
You're agony aunt for the year is Danni Ashe, who I have to inform you has such big tits that inches don't work they're measured in litres. The shape of Danni's tits is perfect they're like a ski jump. They go down at a huge angle and they right at the end point right up back into the sky. She's got a website you know.
The centre pages for the issue are held together by Claire Steers photographed by the equally lovely Joanie Allum.