Now don’t get me wrong, I like Linda Windebank the cover girl as much as the next man but this picture just isn’t doing it for me. To be honest it looks like she’s got ‘meat & 2 veg’ in her bikini bottoms.
The Home Town for the issue is Bristol and the Gotcha is a Crakka because its Denise Marsh. Denise is in a fur coat WITH knickers which spoils my pun, but at least they black lace with black stockings and sussies. Denise Marsh is fit. (Christ Al, grow up)
The blurb for Babs begins with them telling you that Babs is not really called that at all. Her name is Linzi and they’re right because its Linzi Mansell and she’s so big, bubbly and buxom that they’ve had to fit her onto this months centre pages.